The Democratic Republic of Czechnin is a huge, genial nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, daily referendums, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 355 million Czechninians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kjonigsberg. The average income tax rate is 80.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Czechninian economy, worth 29.2 trillion Czechninian Nins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 82,159 Czechninian Nins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Solid-gold toilets are Czechninian prisons' least expensive furnishings, cogitators and mass debaters are skiving off work to hang around the National Symposium Park, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, and elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-Czechninian Nin mansions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Czechnin's national animal is the Swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Czechnin is ranked 105,786^th in the world and 3,776^th in The North Pacific for Most Stationary, with 69.52472633748 Days.