The Democratic Republic of Czechnin is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Theodor Brueckner with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.733 billion Czechninians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kjonigsberg. The average income tax rate is 86.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Czechninian economy, worth 151 trillion Czechninian Nins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 87,539 Czechninian Nins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes, in musicals everybody's a little bit racist, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas, and bins outnumber trees in city parks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Czechnin's national animal is the Swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Czechnin is ranked 61,193^rd in the world and 38^th in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,889.54 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.