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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,118thLeast Corrupt Governments: 2,415thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,741st
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Czechoslovakia and Zakarpatia

Population2.221 billion

LeaderEvo Morales


The United Socialist States of Czechoslovakia and Zakarpatia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Evo Morales with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, soft-spoken computers, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.221 billion Czechoslovaks are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Praha. The average income tax rate is 93.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Czechoslovak economy, worth 257 trillion korunas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 115,991 korunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Extreme political groups are outlawed, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, and unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police. Crime is totally unknown. Czechoslovakia and Zakarpatia's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.

Czechoslovakia and Zakarpatia is ranked 197,923rd in the world and 717th in The Communist Bloc for Rudest Citizens, with 18.95 Insults Per Minute.

Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,118thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 2,415thMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,741stNicest Citizens: 2,757thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,076thMost Inclusive: 4,029thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,127thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,150thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,708thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,892ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,975thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,225thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,865thMost Developed: 7,288thMost Cultured: 7,651stSafest: 7,839thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,295thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,366thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,943rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,070thHealthiest Citizens: 9,309thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,558thMost Armed: 9,610thLargest Governments: 9,808thSmartest Citizens: 10,518thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,936thTop
Most Secular: 10,962ndHighest Poor Incomes: 11,456thBest Weather: 12,007thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,543rdLowest Crime Rates: 16,883rdMost Pacifist: 18,567thMost Efficient Economies: 19,997th
Least Corrupt Governments: 38th in the regionMost Armed: 39th in the regionTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 55th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 59th in the regionNicest Citizens: 65th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 69th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 72nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 85th in the regionMost Inclusive: 92nd in the region

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