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School Class Nation
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 13,105thMost Primitive: 13,984thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 21,826th
The Federation of
Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches
LETSSS GOOOOO
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Superb

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Da Babylonia

Population171 million

CurrencyBaby
AnimalChild

The Federation of Da Babylonia is a very large, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working, democratic population of 171 million Da Babylonians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.9%.

The very strong Da Babylonian economy, worth 9.27 trillion Babies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 54,206 Babies, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

A well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, and citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Da Babylonia's national animal is the Child, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Da Babylonia is ranked 45,931st in the world and 7th in Somersetonia for Rudest Citizens, with 73.06 Insults Per Minute.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 13,105thMost Primitive: 13,984thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 21,826th
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Da Babylonia's influence in Somersetonia rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Da Babylonia's influence in Somersetonia rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Da Babylonia's influence in Somersetonia rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Da Babylonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Da Babylonia changed its national currency to "Baby".
  • : Following new legislation in Da Babylonia, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements.
  • : Da Babylonia's influence in Somersetonia rose from "Zero" to "Sprat".
  • : Da Babylonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector and the Top 10% for Most Primitive.
  • : Following new legislation in Da Babylonia, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Da Babylonia, the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism.

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