The Witch-Queen's Realm of Daarwyrth is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Witch-Queen Demi Maria I with a fair hand, and renowned for its smutty television, national health service, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 6.694 billion Daarwyrthers hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dreadsted. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Daarwyrthian economy, worth a remarkable 1,401 trillion howlers a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 209,299 howlers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation, money grows on trees, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, and the Supreme Court vehemently protects civil rights and the right to privacy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Daarwyrth's national animal is the great kraken, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is the Cult of the Witch-Queen.

Daarwyrth is ranked 15,017^th in the world and 93^rd in Forest for Highest Economic Output, with 1,401 trillion Standard Monetary Units.