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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,439thHighest Crime Rates: 2,498thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,746th
The Dominion of
Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State
turn a pogga into a convertible
Influence
Newcomer
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Some

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Dababystan

Population631 million

CapitalCharlotte

Currencysuge
Animaldababy

The Dominion of Dababystan is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its vat-grown people, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 631 million Dababystanians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Charlotte. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.0%.

The all-consuming Dababystanian economy, worth 63.0 trillion suges a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 99,786 suges, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 382,926 per year while the poor average 17,927, a ratio of 21.4 to 1.

It's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry, the nation's reputation for treachery has left it sidelined on the international stage, and record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Dababystan's national animal is the dababy, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Dababystan is ranked 83,587th in the world and 746th in 10000 Islands for Most Developed, scoring 58.35 on the Human Development Index.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,439thTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 2,498thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,746thFattest Citizens: 3,103rdRudest Citizens: 6,992ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,268thMost Avoided: 8,033rdMost Armed: 9,315thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11,180thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,228thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11,407thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,616thLargest Mining Sector: 15,302ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 17,267thMost Rebellious Youth: 17,574thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 20,111thMost Secular: 22,261st
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 21st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 37th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 37th in the regionFattest Citizens: 44th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 54th in the regionTop
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Most Pro-Market: 68th in the regionMost Avoided: 69th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 70th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 71st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 72nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 75th in the regionMost Armed: 79th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 92nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 94th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 109th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Dababystan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Dababystan, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
  • : Following new legislation in Dababystan, the nation's reputation for treachery has left it sidelined on the international stage.
  • : Following new legislation in Dababystan, the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Dababystan, it's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children.
  • : Following new legislation in Dababystan, the hills are alive with the sound of ringtones.
  • : Following new legislation in Dababystan, people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned.
  • : Following new legislation in Dababystan, parking's carefree without parking car fees.
  • : Following new legislation in Dababystan, funerals are often rudely interrupted by juggling clowns shouting for volunteers from the audience.
  • : Following new legislation in Dababystan, pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers.

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