The Asdian Empire of Dabberwocky is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Seventh Emperor Sten Nilsson with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.753 billion Asdians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Märstrand. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Asdian economy, worth a remarkable 1,821 trillion Asdian Skäders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 269,681 Asdian Skäders, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children who display even minimal sporting aptitude are immediately assigned a personal trainer, Seventh Emperor Sten Nilsson's Twitcher account is typically used to share Asdian Grey Wolf memes rather than government policy, autocrats are persona non grata, and suspicious glow-in-the-dark wasps remain a source of terror and awe. Crime is totally unknown. Dabberwocky's national animal is the Asdian Grey Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Church of Asdia.

Dabberwocky is ranked 45,740^th in the world and 29^th in The United Federations for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 3,954.11 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.