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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 8,516thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,469thMost Influential: 15,800th
The Holy Empire of
Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship
In heaven we prosper
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Dadalin

Population393 million

CapitalDizdane

Currencydandolar
Animalturtle

The Holy Empire of Dadalin is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 393 million Dadalinians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dizdane. The average income tax rate is 68.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Dadalinian economy, worth 29.7 trillion dandolars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,516 dandolars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Midnight pizza breaks are common among the work-from-home population, pizzerias must now display shrines to the Pizza God, the country's motorways are surprisingly quiet, and all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dadalin's national animal is the turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Dadalin is ranked 41,888th in the world and 419th in 10000 Islands for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 3,689.02 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 8,516thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,469thMost Influential: 15,800thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 16,201stMost Cheerful Citizens: 17,187thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,515thMost Authoritarian: 20,076thMost Pacifist: 20,264thMost Devout: 20,824th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 174th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 186th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 197th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Dadalin was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian, Most Pacifist, and Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Dadalin, all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers.
  • : Following new legislation in Dadalin, the country's motorways are surprisingly quiet.
  • : Following new legislation in Dadalin, pizzerias must now display shrines to the Pizza God.
  • : Dadalin was endorsed by The Democratic States of Bortheria.
  • : Following new legislation in Dadalin, midnight pizza breaks are common among the work-from-home population.
  • : Following new legislation in Dadalin, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources.
  • : Following new legislation in Dadalin, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy.
  • : Dadalin voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Fair Arbitration Act".
  • : Following new legislation in Dadalin, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people.

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