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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th
The Modern Portfolio Theory of
Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State
DULCE ET DECORUM EST PRO PATRIA MORI
Influence
Dominator
Founder
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Daedra1a

Population33.379 billion

CapitalOpulentia
LeaderHIM Opulentus I
FaithEfficient Frontier

CurrencyExpected Return
AnimalRisk-free Asset

The Modern Portfolio Theory of Daedra1a is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by HIM Opulentus I with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 33.379 billion Daedra1ans are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, with Defense and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Opulentia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Daedra1an economy, worth an astonishing 31,458 trillion Expected Returns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is a breathtaking 942,461 Expected Returns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 8,791,763 per year while the poor average 8,933, a ratio of 984 to 1.

Police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations, Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer, and almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Daedra1a's national animal is the Risk-free Asset, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Efficient Frontier.

Daedra1a is ranked 22nd in the world and 1st in Daedra1a Zombie Fort for Highest Economic Output, with 31,458 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 4thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 5thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9thFattest Citizens: 11thMost Efficient Economies: 11thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 13thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14thHighest Average Incomes: 14thLargest Insurance Industry: 14thLargest Agricultural Sector: 15thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 15thRudest Citizens: 15thLargest Retail Industry: 16thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17thMost Avoided: 22ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 22ndHighest Economic Output: 22ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 26thMost Corrupt Governments: 27thLargest Gambling Industry: 28thLargest Mining Sector: 46thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 48thMost Secular: 50thMost Scientifically Advanced: 134thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 153rdSmartest Citizens: 241stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 254thMost Armed: 399thLargest Publishing Industry: 438thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,389thLargest Populations: 1,610thLargest Governments: 2,058thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,288thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,367thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,605thLargest Black Market: 6,048thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,466thMost Pro-Market: 17,136th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, the nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, royalist is the most offensive slur in the Daedra1an language.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, visions of giant pink Risk-free Assets are a common side effect after Daedra1ans eat their meals.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, inheritance tax has recently been abolished.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, lonely people are supposed to be cheered up by the many parties that they are never invited to.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, pictures of government employees with expensive Pearbooks 'working' on exotic beaches dominate local tabloids.
  • : Following new legislation in Daedra1a, all the world's a stage for Daedra1an political theatrics.

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