by Max Barry

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 391stMost Secular: 1,061stHighest Poor Incomes: 1,720th
The United Socialist States of
Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship
The People and the Party - United!
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population3.683 billion

LeaderSovet Komissarov
FaithEnlightened supramaterialism

Animalpigus capitalistus

The United Socialist States of Daiamid is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Sovet Komissarov with an iron fist, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, pith helmet sales, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.683 billion Daiamidians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Komunnograd. The average income tax rate is 93.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Daiamidian economy, worth 828 trillion decas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 224,929 decas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government regularly crumbles under the pressure of terrorists, the government funds large training centres to turn pigus capitalistuses into functioning members of society, Daiamidian politicians spend a lot of time praising East Lebatuckese policies these days, and the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Daiamid's national animal is the pigus capitalistus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Enlightened supramaterialism.

Daiamid is ranked 252,333rd in the world and 6,315th in the Rejected Realms for Most Avoided, scoring 0.97 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 391stMost Secular: 1,061stHighest Poor Incomes: 1,720thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,091stMost Subsidized Industry: 2,164thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,551stTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,999thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,094thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,451stLargest Black Market: 3,455thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,483rdMost Patriotic: 3,837thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,969thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,115thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,448thHighest Average Incomes: 5,430thBest Weather: 6,306thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,534thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,573rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,805thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,850thMost Influential: 7,004thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,039thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,327thLargest Governments: 7,656thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,150thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,291stMost Efficient Economies: 8,755thMost Developed: 10,063rdMost Income Equality: 12,246thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 14,954thMost Inclusive: 18,390thHealthiest Citizens: 19,813thSmartest Citizens: 21,583rdHighest Food Quality: 22,095thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 22,715thMost Authoritarian: 24,561stLargest Information Technology Sector: 24,704th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 13th in the regionMost Secular: 50th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 60th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 66th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 73rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 75th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 77th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 85th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 93rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 95th in the regionLargest Black Market: 98th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 100th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 114th in the regionMost Patriotic: 115th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 118th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 118th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 128th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 157th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 162nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 167th in the regionBest Weather: 168th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 177th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 187th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 194th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 196th in the regionLargest Governments: 203rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 208th in the regionMost Developed: 227th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 231st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 325th in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 347th in the regionMost Inclusive: 392nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 419th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 471st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 479th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 492nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 508th in the regionNudest: 540th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 552nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 621st in the region

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