The Queendom of Daje is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 11.364 billion Dajeans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Healthcare is also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.6%.

The strong Dajean economy, worth 583 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 51,344 betales, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 216,033 per year while the poor average 7,918, a ratio of 27.3 to 1.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, and Daje has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Daje's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Daje is ranked 286,168^th in the world and 6^th in Niedersachsen for Lowest Crime Rates, with 37.61 law-abiding acts per hour.