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Most Stationary: 3,466th Most Conservative: 8,887th Most Influential: 10,996th
The Empire of
Moralistic Democracy Narrow-Minded Backwoodsy Bigots
Dump Jerry and we can Win!
Influence
Dominator
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Dallas Cowboys

Population13.74 billion

CurrencyJerry
AnimalJerry

The Empire of Dallas Cowboys is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The quiet, industrious population of 13.74 billion Dallas Cowboysians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 59.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Dallas Cowboysian economy, worth 380 trillion Jerrys a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Pizza Delivery, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 27,724 Jerrys, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dallas Cowboys's national animal is the Jerry.

Dallas Cowboys is ranked 159,570th in the world and 2nd in Dallas for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 12.6 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

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Most Stationary: 3,466thTop
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Most Conservative: 8,887thMost Influential: 10,996thLargest Populations: 12,925th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Dallas Cowboys was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Dallas Cowboys was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Dallas Cowboys was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dead and Most Zombified.
  • : Dallas Cowboys was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Dallas Cowboys was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Dead and Most Zombified.
  • : Dallas Cowboys was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombies.
  • : Dallas Cowboys was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Dallas Cowboys was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Dallas Cowboys's influence in Dallas fell from "Hegemony" to "Dominator".
  • : Dallas Cowboys was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.

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