Population | 11.697 billion |
Capital | Kota Bintang |
Leader | Indah Měilì |
Currency | Dango |
Animal | Quokka |
The Socialist Republic of Dangine is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Indah Měilì with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory vegetarianism. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 11.697 billion Dangineans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kota Bintang. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Danginean economy, worth a remarkable 2,816 trillion Dangoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 240,770 Dangoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors, politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, and Indah Měilì is emphatic that Dangine's HDI is much higher than it seems (Dangine has found 13 easter eggs). Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dangine's national animal is the Quokka, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Dangine is ranked 4,444th in the world and 195th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 178 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Dangine agreed to construct embassies between Hells Headbangers and The Reapers Coffee Shop.
- : Dangine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Dangine was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- : Dangine was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Dangine agreed to construct embassies between Japanese Black Metal Scene and Majestia.
- : Dangine was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Republic of Antiyard, curing 123 million infected.
- : Dangine was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Republic of Antiyard, curing 118 million infected.
- : Dangine was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Republic of Antiyard, curing 61 million infected.
- : Dangine was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Republic of Antiyard, curing 113 million infected.
- : Dangine created a custom banner.