The Peaceful Easy Feeling of Dar es Saalam is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Me with an even hand, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, smutty television, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 13.776 billion Lamis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dodoma. The average income tax rate is 90.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dar es Saalamian economy, worth a remarkable 2,074 trillion Gold Almighty Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 150,607 Gold Almighty Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The most penniless demographics have by far the highest number of researchers per capita, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region, and the nation tends not to learn from its history. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dar es Saalam's national animal is the Orca, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Catholicsm.

Dar es Saalam is ranked 164,075^th in the world and 8,981^st in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 53.18 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.