The Peaceful Easy Feeling of Dar es Saalam is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Me with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 16.747 billion Lamis are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dodoma. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 83.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Dar es Saalamian economy, worth a remarkable 4,685 trillion Gold Bars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 279,807 Gold Bars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 904,306 per year while the poor average 65,427, a ratio of 13.8 to 1.

Dar es Saalam recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace, the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, and children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Dar es Saalam's national animal is the Orca, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholicsm.

Dar es Saalam is ranked 210,141^st in the world and 9,457^th in The North Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -9.49 on the Clooney Contribution Index.