by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,269th Highest Drug Use: 2,485th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,403rd
The Holy Violet Fluff Invasion of
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Population6.663 billion

LeaderScian kul Kroning


The Holy Violet Fluff Invasion of Darcania is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Scian kul Kroning with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, absence of drug laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.663 billion Darcanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Klarliert. The average income tax rate is 88.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Darcanian economy, worth 602 trillion dracs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 90,380 dracs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists are forbidden to enter Native Darcanian lands, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Darcanian Embarrassments, maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords, and welfare funding has recently gone through the roof. Crime is totally unknown. Darcania's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Weldyrglyr.

Darcania is ranked 29,390th in the world and 1,278th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 4,153.08 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,269thHighest Drug Use: 2,485thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,403rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,693rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,195thMost Politically Free: 6,229thMost Influential: 6,342ndLargest Welfare Programs: 6,451stMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,868thNudest: 7,228thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,548thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,440thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 8,481stTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 8,968thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,200thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,561stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,319thNicest Citizens: 10,671stMost Cultured: 10,707thBest Weather: 11,328thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,038thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,605thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,625thMost Inclusive: 14,272ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,585thMost Pacifist: 15,054thLargest Governments: 15,186thSmartest Citizens: 15,513thSafest: 16,482nd
Highest Drug Use: 59th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 134th in the regionMost Politically Free: 142nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 177th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 198th in the regionNudest: 237th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 267th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 311th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 357th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 407th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 408th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 416th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 439th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 501st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 521st in the regionMost Cultured: 521st in the regionNicest Citizens: 591st in the regionLargest Populations: 609th in the regionBest Weather: 634th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 662nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 679th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 680th in the regionLargest Governments: 718th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 745th in the regionMost Pacifist: 798th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 806th in the regionMost Inclusive: 828th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 855th in the regionSafest: 877th in the region

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