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Highest Drug Use: 2,467th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,430th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,737th
The Holy Violet Fluff Invasion of
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Population6.34 billion

LeaderScian kul Kroning


The Holy Violet Fluff Invasion of Darcania is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Scian kul Kroning with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, rampant corporate plagiarism, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.34 billion Darcanians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Klarliert. The average income tax rate is 88.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Darcanian economy, worth 573 trillion dracs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 90,380 dracs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Tourists are forbidden to enter Native Darcanian lands, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Darcanian Embarrassments, maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords, and welfare funding has recently gone through the roof. Crime is totally unknown. Darcania's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Weldyrglyr.

Darcania is ranked 2,467th in the world and 59th in The North Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 117 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Highest Drug Use: 2,467thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,430thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,737thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,285thMost Politically Free: 6,077thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,530thNudest: 6,887thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,005thMost Influential: 7,428thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,634thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 8,338thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,394thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 9,047thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,337thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,685thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,460thNicest Citizens: 10,641stMost Cultured: 10,868thBest Weather: 11,605thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,069thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,650thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,403rdMost Inclusive: 14,217thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,487thMost Pacifist: 15,061stLargest Governments: 15,101stSmartest Citizens: 15,274thSafest: 16,386th
Highest Drug Use: 59th in the regionTop
Most Politically Free: 117th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 133rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 173rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 204th in the regionNudest: 204th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 270th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 311th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 367th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 397th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 416th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 422nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 434th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 516th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 527th in the regionMost Cultured: 543rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 586th in the regionLargest Populations: 621st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 640th in the regionBest Weather: 648th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 679th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 683rd in the regionLargest Governments: 719th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 762nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 798th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 801st in the regionMost Inclusive: 825th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 839th in the region

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