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Largest Information Technology Sector: 69thMost Scientifically Advanced: 410thLargest Mining Sector: 439th
The Ascended Dominion of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Like a jigsaw puzzle, we all have a role and place.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population19.482 billion

FaithUniversal Truth

CurrencyIridium Coin

The Ascended Dominion of Dark_Warchief is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Dark_Warchief with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, unlimited-speed roads, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 19.482 billion Darkians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Darkopolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Darkian economy, worth a remarkable 7,669 trillion Iridium Coins a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 393,680 Iridium Coins, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

History textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds, the nation's reputation for treachery has left it sidelined on the international stage, and the government strictly regulates whale harvest quotas. Crime is totally unknown. Dark_Warchief's national animal is the Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Universal Truth.

Dark_Warchief is ranked 226,069th in the world and 10,178th in The North Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -32.25 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Largest Information Technology Sector: 69thMost Scientifically Advanced: 410thLargest Mining Sector: 439thLargest Black Market: 461stMost Corrupt Governments: 637thHighest Economic Output: 785thHighest Average Incomes: 800thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 841stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 906thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 917thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,021stHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,026thMost Avoided: 1,049thMost Efficient Economies: 1,120thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,251stMost Influential: 1,274thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,311thMost Secular: 1,335thSmartest Citizens: 1,885thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,954thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,960thTop
Most Developed: 2,425thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,708thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,586thLargest Governments: 4,362ndRudest Citizens: 4,599thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,498thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,568thLowest Crime Rates: 6,597thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,774thLargest Populations: 7,013thLargest Retail Industry: 7,761stLongest Average Lifespans: 8,111thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,786thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,097thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,250thTop
Most Stationary: 16,991stLargest Welfare Programs: 18,854th
Largest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Black Market: 16th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 19th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 21st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 28th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 29th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 32nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 33rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 34th in the regionMost Avoided: 38th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 48th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 49th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 55th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 57th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 64th in the regionMost Secular: 72nd in the regionLargest Populations: 77th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 88th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 104th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 104th in the regionMost Developed: 144th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 173rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 224th in the regionLargest Governments: 229th in the regionRudest Citizens: 245th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 310th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 319th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 323rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 355th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 360th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 370th in the regionMost Stationary: 397th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 440th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 483rd in the regionMost Influential: 508th in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 628th in the regionNudest: 653rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 924th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Dark_Warchief was endorsed by The Kingdom of Cosamaloapan.
  • : Following new legislation in Dark_Warchief, the government strictly regulates whale harvest quotas.
  • : Following new legislation in Dark_Warchief, the nation's reputation for treachery has left it sidelined on the international stage.
  • : Following new legislation in Dark_Warchief, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds.
  • : Following new legislation in Dark_Warchief, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students.
  • : Following new legislation in Dark_Warchief, tourists call Darkian beach towns "the fine coastline".
  • : Dark_Warchief was endorsed by The Solar Empire of Kelvaros Prime.
  • : Following new legislation in Dark_Warchief, the nation's new foreign policy of 'very disproportionate retribution' has its neighbors on edge.
  • : Following new legislation in Dark_Warchief, citizens' names are redacted on their IDs for national security.
  • : Following new legislation in Dark_Warchief, Dark_Warchief's heavy congestion charges are the bane of motorists' lives.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 196 » Runeda, Notyoutopia, The Rhein States, Yaorozu, Sundred, Territorio di Nessuno, El Fiji Grande, Pallaith, Loutsland, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Koda-Land, Omnistria, Zumlandia, Trillius, North Bratislava, Corfad, Dar es Saalam, Shibutani, Bearical, New Octicarg, Daiz, Wilkshire, Guer Aike, Ethnon, Siwale, Sil Dorsett, Wineclaw, Dreadton, The Tampa Bay Rays, Sunto, Selfgradatude, PlanetPunk, Zeternia, Orado, 1 very fast endotarter, McMasterdonia, Great Bights Mum, Kwaj, Wisconsota, Shadowrik, Holy Oranz, Steampunk Ariel, Votak Matim, Glurponia, The Stratosphere Islands, Faircliff, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Maott, Pasargad, Gnomewatchers, and 146 others.The Iron Lions, Moubarakistan, Joodey, Frances Francis the First of France, Xentherida, Napnomadia, PotatoFarmers, Clan Spaniel, United Kahndaq, Kranostav, Xagill, Yukti, Pazair, Empy, Seenvorland, Haor Chall, Vincone Cae, Viridiann, Dabarastan, Zyvetskistaahn, Ravendi, Interdimensional Zone, Valhalla123, New Trisone, Diodone, Free Culture, Malta Comino Gozo, Valentine Z, Praeceps, Fendlium, Volstokn, Loli County, Hamerica, Merconitonitopia, Noahs Second Country, Universal State Formula, Wit Noreis, The New Communist Republic Of States, Godwanna, The Endless Eventide, Newpromisedland, Nationeer, The Lancerian Empire, The Windmilluminati, Crader, Yokciq Empire, SORT, Antiyard, Prevaland, Nistriabar, New Lakemba, Varola, Avastate, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Unshleepd, Hyphen, Kobagia, The Pantheons, The Serdey Islands, Korovan Isles, Westinor, Fizban, Astronomical, Fauzjhia, Greater Pittsburgh, Frostcell, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Sikol, Saperisole, Zzozona, I Like Killing people, Former English Colony, Prydania, Libertania Democratica, Shinjuku tokyo 0, The Calabash Protectorate, Kocherian, Seanat, Cowbridge, Brucklania, Arichia, Lux Conos, Schnuftelland, Hopsin, Highton Islands, Unimaginable Doom, New Jamgra, Xyrron, Madjack, Ihsan, Simone Republic, Pokemanland, Kragsgale, Xipher, Astal Aavors, Amerian States, Buckhem, Innocentic, Illusia and Neverendia, Principia Mathematica, Andexia, U S Eh, Heilhum Imperius, The Unicrons, Eywaan, Harjad, Aerilia, Cretox State, Morover, Nouvelle-Floride, Outer Shenendoah, Glanst, West Papua states, Elvoreto, Chips and Guac, Navsland, Lulubellia, Frahnkzaden, Rozarus, Hardscrabble, Abonland, Porotia, Unsophisticate, A Die, Democratic Republic of Kohland, Sopernia, Boston Castle, Federal Republic Of America And The Cari, Jerzykowo, Draconian Progression, Republica Guilleana, Aoncarpa, Religioncord, Venicea, Lubi Islands, OuterGalactic Federation of the Emu, Pytong, Bankowiata, The Clever Crow, Kazoo Basin, Arloria, Ozstan, The Unified Missourtama States, Dai Nippon Yamato, Kelvaros Prime, and Cosamaloapan.

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