by Max Barry

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,124thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,557thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,881st
The Powerhungry dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Today you die by my sword
Damien Xavier
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population3.744 billion

CapitalLightless city
LeaderDamien Xavier


The Powerhungry dictatorship of Darkfull is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Damien Xavier with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.744 billion Darkfullians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lightless city. The average income tax rate is 91.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Darkfullian economy, worth 843 trillion Darklesses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 225,282 Darklesses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Children seem to be getting better at lying these days, Darkfull isn't what it used to be, many Darkfullians are their brothers' keepers, and suburban families are finding themselves increasingly short on food as they waste precious water on their lawns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Darkfull's national animal is the Crow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Damiesm.

Darkfull is ranked 125,658th in the world and 5,649th in The East Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 524.98 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,124thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,557thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,881stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,073rdTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,443rdMost Corrupt Governments: 2,584thLargest Black Market: 3,163rdMost Influential: 3,500thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,783rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,050thMost Avoided: 4,080thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,136thLargest Mining Sector: 4,254thHighest Average Incomes: 4,556thNudest: 5,076thLowest Crime Rates: 5,390thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,677thLargest Governments: 6,119thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,814thMost Efficient Economies: 6,896thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,449thMost Developed: 8,940thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,029thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,505thMost Secular: 10,086thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 10,687thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,761stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,915thLargest Retail Industry: 12,914thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,472ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 15,437thSmartest Citizens: 16,172ndMost Authoritarian: 17,932ndMost Conservative: 18,162ndLongest Average Lifespans: 18,566thHighest Economic Output: 20,015th
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 37th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 38th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 40th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 54th in the regionLargest Black Market: 60th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 72nd in the regionMost Avoided: 73rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 85th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 97th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 102nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 105th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 145th in the regionLargest Governments: 146th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 152nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 156th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 166th in the regionNudest: 178th in the regionMost Influential: 232nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 238th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 239th in the regionMost Developed: 241st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 248th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 249th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 267th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 296th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 317th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 347th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 361st in the regionMost Secular: 363rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 380th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 418th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 472nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 537th in the regionRudest Citizens: 687th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 709th in the regionLargest Populations: 761st in the region

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