The Boogity Boogity Boogity of Darrell Waltrip is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by DW with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 24.281 billion Darrell Waltripians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Owensboro KY. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Darrell Waltripian economy, worth a remarkable 4,103 trillion Prime Time Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 169,019 Prime Time Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Boys who take just one date to the high school prom are called 'losers', the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded, weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies, and the government is avowedly secular. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Darrell Waltrip's national animal is the Tennessee Horsepower, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Agnostic Pantheism.

Darrell Waltrip is ranked 292,110^th in the world and 747^th in NationStates for Lowest Crime Rates, with 7.88 law-abiding acts per hour.