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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,506thHighest Economic Output: 1,829thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,380th
The Die Geflügel Republik of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
die schmutzigen Hühner spielt immer schmutzig
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Das Schmutzige Huhn

Population27.789 billion

CapitalNeue Geflügelstadt
LeaderPrime Minister Mason Báfrer
FaithKüken

Currencyle poulet
Animalarctiques de poulet

The Die Geflügel Republik of Das Schmutzige Huhn is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Mason Báfrer with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, frequent executions, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.789 billion Huhnians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neue Geflügelstadt. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Das Schmutzige Huhnian economy, worth a remarkable 6,967 trillion le poulets a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 250,731 le poulets, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Commemoration of the Great Scarif War costs almost as much as the war itself, pedants defending Prime Minister Mason Báfrer observe that psychopaths and sociopaths aren't exactly the same thing, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, and vacationing Huhnians expect to be treated as royalty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Das Schmutzige Huhn's national animal is the arctiques de poulet, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Küken.

Das Schmutzige Huhn is ranked 171,374th in the world and 4th in Scarif for Fattest Citizens, with 9.74 Obesity Rate.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,506thHighest Economic Output: 1,829thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,380thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,475thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,571stLargest Governments: 2,586thLowest Crime Rates: 2,618thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,733rdTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,999thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,562ndMost Efficient Economies: 3,686thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,966thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,804thHighest Average Incomes: 5,318thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,436thLargest Populations: 5,669thSafest: 6,959thLargest Black Market: 7,401stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,725thMost Stationary: 7,919thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,189thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,500thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,350thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,809thMost Developed: 10,699thMost Patriotic: 11,291stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,062ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,810thMost Devout: 13,761stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 14,209thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,380thMost Influential: 14,466thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 15,114thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,202ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,019thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,611thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,857thSmartest Citizens: 19,035thMost Beautiful Environments: 20,437thLongest Average Lifespans: 20,479thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 21,768thMost Authoritarian: 23,130thLargest Gambling Industry: 23,559thMost Conservative: 24,874th
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Das Schmutzige Huhn was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Das Schmutzige Huhn was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Das Schmutzige Huhn was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Das Schmutzige Huhn was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Das Schmutzige Huhn was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Das Schmutzige Huhn was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Das Schmutzige Huhn was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Das Schmutzige Huhn was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Das Schmutzige Huhn was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Das Schmutzige Huhn, vacationing Huhnians expect to be treated as royalty.

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