The Militarized State of Dat Countreh is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Dat Leedur with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, disturbing lack of elderly people, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.509 billion Engineers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Education, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dat Capital. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Dat Countrehian economy, worth a remarkable 5,976 trillion Ration Stamps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 442,421 Ration Stamps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, property owners are terrified of pigeons nesting in their buildings, requests to "pass the salt" are supported by tank divisions, and the DCBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Dat Countreh's national animal is the Human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Engineering.

Dat Countreh is ranked 6,082^nd in the world and 36^th in Europeia for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 6,969.89 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.