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Dat Countreh

Population13.509 billion

CapitalDat Capital
LeaderDat Leedur

CurrencyRation Stamp

The Militarized State of Dat Countreh is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Dat Leedur with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, disturbing lack of elderly people, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.509 billion Engineers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Education, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dat Capital. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Dat Countrehian economy, worth a remarkable 5,976 trillion Ration Stamps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 442,421 Ration Stamps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, property owners are terrified of pigeons nesting in their buildings, requests to "pass the salt" are supported by tank divisions, and the DCBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Dat Countreh's national animal is the Human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Engineering.

Dat Countreh is ranked 6,082nd in the world and 36th in Europeia for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 6,969.89 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Most Advanced Public Transport: 67thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 81stLargest Black Market: 209thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 254thHighest Poor Incomes: 342ndMost Subsidized Industry: 402ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 433rdHighest Average Incomes: 524thLargest Information Technology Sector: 602ndMost Corrupt Governments: 625thLargest Governments: 939thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,010thLargest Mining Sector: 1,013thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,033rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,058thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,233rdMost Advanced Public Education: 1,242ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,276thHighest Economic Output: 1,463rdMost Influential: 1,943rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,971stLowest Crime Rates: 1,990thMost Efficient Economies: 2,086thTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,610thSmartest Citizens: 4,112thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,364thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,486thHealthiest Citizens: 5,378thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,767thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,082ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,270thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,307thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,055thTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,504thMost Developed: 14,518thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,596thLargest Populations: 19,473rdMost Authoritarian: 21,267thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,719th
Most Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 8th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 9th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 9th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 12th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 15th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 19th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 24th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 36th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 37th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 44th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 49th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 52nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 61st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 63rd in the regionLargest Populations: 68th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 76th in the regionMost Conservative: 78th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 82nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 83rd in the region

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