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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,473rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,220thMost Influential: 4,662nd
The Democratic Free States of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Liberty and Prosperity for the Dattlovian People
Mr Rodster
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population4.316 billion

LeaderMr Rodster


The Democratic Free States of Dattlovia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Mr Rodster with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 4.316 billion Dattlovians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brindle. The average income tax rate is 68.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Dattlovian economy, worth 380 trillion Pinsks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 88,114 Pinsks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

You're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent, vile black smog from coal power plants has enveloped several major urban centres, and confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dattlovia's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Dattlovia is ranked 179,399th in the world and 9,495th in The North Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 7.53 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,473rdTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 4,220thMost Influential: 4,662ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,203rdTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,942ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,277thMost Devout: 16,296thNicest Citizens: 16,772ndMost Advanced Public Education: 18,839thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,114thLowest Crime Rates: 19,885th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 168th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 334th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 532nd in the regionMost Average: 690th in the regionMost Devout: 717th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 890th in the regionNicest Citizens: 908th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 929th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 942nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 955th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 968th in the region

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