| Population | 19.811 billion |
| Capital | The Holy Imperial Archeparchy of Dazpol |
| Leader | The Holy Imperial Patriarch of Dazpolia |
| Faith | Salvific Dazpolian Orthodox Catholicism |
| Currency | Salvific and Holy Dazpolian Indulgence |
| Animal | Most Noble Dazpolian Saltwater Crocodile |
The Supreme Holy Imperial See of Dazpolia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Holy Imperial Patriarch of Dazpolia with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, museums and concert halls, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.811 billion Most Humble and Pious Dazpolians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Spirituality, and Environment also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Holy Imperial Archeparchy of Dazpol. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Most Humble and Pious Dazpolian economy, worth a remarkable 5,976 trillion Salvific and Holy Dazpolian Indulgences a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 301,651 Salvific and Holy Dazpolian Indulgences, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.
The clergy of Salvific Dazpolian Orthodox Catholicism remains a single-sex institution, the Farmer's Almanac is the most popular college textbook, truancy officers have a hard time catching children trained in advanced camouflage skills, and government officials are phoning up good-looking celebrities to say they want to breed with them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dazpolia's national animal is the Most Noble Dazpolian Saltwater Crocodile, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Salvific Dazpolian Orthodox Catholicism.
Dazpolia is ranked 435th in the world and 9th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 204.91 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Dazpolia, government officials are phoning up good-looking celebrities to say they want to breed with them.
- : Following new legislation in Dazpolia, truancy officers have a hard time catching children trained in advanced camouflage skills.
- : Following new legislation in Dazpolia, the Farmer's Almanac is the most popular college textbook.
- : Following new legislation in Dazpolia, the clergy of Salvific Dazpolian Orthodox Catholicism remains a single-sex institution.
- : Following new legislation in Dazpolia, houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries.
- : Following new legislation in Dazpolia, talkative students are escorted from schools in second-hand prison buses.
- : Following new legislation in Dazpolia, heavy industry must go to expensive lengths to dispose of waste.
- : Following new legislation in Dazpolia, the sound of office water cooler chatter has been replaced by the whirring of computer cooling fans.
- : Following new legislation in Dazpolia, one complaint of Dazpolia's new periodic table is it's easy to confuse fearlessleaderium with gloriousleaderium.
- : Dazpolia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
