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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 459thFattest Citizens: 560thHighest Disposable Incomes: 672nd
The Zombie Kittenz eat ur brains of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Meow, meow, meow - you die now!
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Deadcatistan

Population20.062 billion

CapitalMegacity One
LeaderChairman Whisker
Faiththe timeless wisdom of Billy Mays

Currencytear of orphans
Animalbearded hipster

The Zombie Kittenz eat ur brains of Deadcatistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Chairman Whisker with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, enslaved workforce, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 20.062 billion Deadcatistanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Industry and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Megacity One. The average income tax rate is 5.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Deadcatistanian economy, worth a remarkable 6,327 trillion tears of orphans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 315,391 tears of orphans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

It is rumoured that Chairman Whisker uses a magic 8-ball to make policy decisions, Brasilistan has been announced as the nation's newest colony, when flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!", and Brasilistanis face layers of paperwork in a different language just to visit a doctor. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Deadcatistan's national animal is the bearded hipster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the timeless wisdom of Billy Mays.

Deadcatistan is ranked 8,016th in the world and 203rd in the Rejected Realms for Smartest Citizens, with 103.75 quips per hour.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 459thFattest Citizens: 560thHighest Disposable Incomes: 672ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,058thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,171stMost Corrupt Governments: 1,206thMost Secular: 1,255thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,300thLargest Retail Industry: 1,426thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,555thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,672ndHighest Economic Output: 1,715thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,719thMost Efficient Economies: 1,964thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,007thHighest Average Incomes: 2,016thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,529thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,927thRudest Citizens: 2,961stMost Avoided: 3,115thLargest Black Market: 3,121stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,735thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,790thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,075thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,152ndMost Subsidized Industry: 6,137thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,147thLargest Mining Sector: 6,775thLargest Governments: 6,974thSmartest Citizens: 8,016thMost Armed: 8,806thLargest Populations: 11,061stMost Cultured: 12,910thTop
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Most Patriotic: 17,738thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,958thMost Advanced Public Education: 21,985thLowest Crime Rates: 22,807th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 28th in the regionFattest Citizens: 28th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 30th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 41st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 49th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 52nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 53rd in the regionMost Secular: 56th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 57th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 58th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 60th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 60th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 62nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 66th in the regionTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 69th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 78th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 83rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 86th in the regionMost Avoided: 101st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 107th in the regionRudest Citizens: 112th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 114th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 129th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 136th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 154th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 161st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 174th in the regionLargest Governments: 189th in the regionLargest Populations: 198th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 203rd in the regionMost Armed: 204th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 278th in the regionMost Cultured: 294th in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 422nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 462nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 467th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 468th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 663rd in the regionNudest: 664th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Deadcatistan, Brasilistanis face layers of paperwork in a different language just to visit a doctor.
  • : Following new legislation in Deadcatistan, when flight control tells pilots to alter course the usual reply is "No, YOU move!".
  • : Deadcatistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Deadcatistan, Brasilistan has been announced as the nation's newest colony.
  • : Following new legislation in Deadcatistan, it is rumoured that Chairman Whisker uses a magic 8-ball to make policy decisions.
  • : Deadcatistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
  • : Following new legislation in Deadcatistan, residents of new housing subdivisions complain about the total absence of supermarkets and restaurants.
  • : Following new legislation in Deadcatistan, Megacity One is a police state during international summits.
  • : Following new legislation in Deadcatistan, group photos of the members of parliament are often mistaken for family reunions.
  • : Following new legislation in Deadcatistan, news headlines suggest that Chairman Whisker has a sideline in guinea pig pimping.

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