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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 423rdFattest Citizens: 618thHighest Disposable Incomes: 757th
The Evil Petting Zoo of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
You're free to do what we tell you!
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Deadcatistan

Population16.894 billion

CapitalMegacity One
LeaderChairman Whisker
Faiththe timeless wisdom of Billy Mays

Currencytear of orphans
Animalbearded hipster

The Evil Petting Zoo of Deadcatistan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Chairman Whisker with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 16.894 billion Deadcatistanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Megacity One. The average income tax rate is 4.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Deadcatistanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,005 trillion tears of orphans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 296,289 tears of orphans, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Mournful opera fans place bouquets of roses at a 3000 capacity parking lot, parents are always up to speed on the latest childcare techniques, recognizing the Deadcatistanian flag qualifies you for citizenship, and the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Deadcatistan's national animal is the bearded hipster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the timeless wisdom of Billy Mays.

Deadcatistan is ranked 214,791st in the world and 1,092nd in 10000 Islands for Most Politically Free, scoring 14.14 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 423rdFattest Citizens: 618thHighest Disposable Incomes: 757thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,031stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,042ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,214thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,308thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,347thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,421stLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,484thLargest Retail Industry: 1,519thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,905thHighest Economic Output: 2,027thMost Efficient Economies: 2,093rdHighest Average Incomes: 2,178thMost Avoided: 2,222ndTop
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Largest Gambling Industry: 2,552ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,675thLargest Black Market: 3,115thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,882ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,985thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,250thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,297thRudest Citizens: 6,067thLargest Mining Sector: 6,783rdMost Armed: 7,094thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,290thMost Secular: 7,648thLargest Governments: 8,120thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,241stSmartest Citizens: 10,068thLargest Populations: 11,955thTop
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Most Cultured: 19,752ndHighest Drug Use: 22,012th
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Fattest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9th in the regionTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 14th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 15th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 16th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 20th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 26th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 26th in the regionMost Avoided: 28th in the regionLargest Black Market: 28th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 30th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 31st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 33rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 34th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 34th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 37th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 39th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 40th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 46th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 47th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 53rd in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 70th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 95th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 100th in the regionRudest Citizens: 110th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 118th in the regionMost Secular: 119th in the regionLargest Governments: 121st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Deadcatistan, the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame.
  • : Following new legislation in Deadcatistan, recognizing the Deadcatistanian flag qualifies you for citizenship.
  • : Deadcatistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Drug Use.
  • : Following new legislation in Deadcatistan, parents are always up to speed on the latest childcare techniques.
  • : Following new legislation in Deadcatistan, mournful opera fans place bouquets of roses at a 3000 capacity parking lot.
  • : Following new legislation in Deadcatistan, laborers are building walls and making Wezeltonia pay for it.
  • : Deadcatistan changed its national animal to "bearded hipster".
  • : Deadcatistan changed its national animal to "victim".
  • : Following new legislation in Deadcatistan, the nation is relieved that all of the recent madness has finally come to an end.
  • : Following new legislation in Deadcatistan, international negotiations always lead to a lot of missile-laneous expenses.

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