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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,464th Most Influential: 6,402nd Most Cheerful Citizens: 7,669th
The Democratic Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Man 1910 times were scary
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Civil Rights
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Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Dearovia

Population570 million

CapitalJontronious

CurrencyDollar
AnimalGreat White Shark

The Democratic Republic of Dearovia is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 570 million Dearovians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jontronious. The average income tax rate is 70.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dearovian economy, worth 51.4 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,159 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fruit pickers with degrees in Great White Shark psychology are a common sight, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise, and engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dearovia's national animal is the Great White Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Dearovia is ranked 87,199th in the world and 2,972nd in The East Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 56.72 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,464thMost Influential: 6,402ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,669thTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 8,174thBest Weather: 8,743rdLargest Publishing Industry: 10,310thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,137thMost Developed: 11,560thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,474thNicest Citizens: 12,530thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,575thMost Inclusive: 12,624thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,151stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,417thSafest: 14,088thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,548thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,882ndHealthiest Citizens: 15,164th
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 179th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 243rd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 247th in the regionBest Weather: 250th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 252nd in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 338th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 338th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 341st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 347th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 356th in the regionMost Inclusive: 356th in the regionNicest Citizens: 357th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 364th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 364th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 427th in the regionSafest: 434th in the regionMost Influential: 438th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 439th in the regionMost Cultured: 446th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 446th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 505th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 509th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 515th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 517th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 540th in the regionMost Pacifist: 554th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Dearovia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens and the Top 10% for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Dearovia, engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?".
  • : Following new legislation in Dearovia, EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise.
  • : Following new legislation in Dearovia, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.
  • : Following new legislation in Dearovia, fruit pickers with degrees in Great White Shark psychology are a common sight.
  • : Following new legislation in Dearovia, the nation's infamous boot camp is more brutal than most battlefields.
  • : Following new legislation in Dearovia, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
  • : Following new legislation in Dearovia, phone taps are frequently carried out by the police.
  • : Following new legislation in Dearovia, multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Dearovia, the Treasury Minister takes anxiety medication every time kids lose their sports kits.

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