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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,045thNudest: 2,752ndMost Influential: 7,924th
The Armed Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Big Father is Watching You
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Death Valli

Population1.685 billion

CapitalStelingrad
LeaderBig Father
FaithFatherism

CurrencySoul
AnimalNiffler

The Armed Republic of Death Valli is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Big Father with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.685 billion Death Vallis are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Education also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stelingrad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 55.5%.

The powerhouse Death Vallian economy, worth 180 trillion Souls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 107,068 Souls, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

The military will start wars with other nations on a lark, skateparks can be found in every city, hordes of tourists are ruining the environment, and the world still seems flat to some people in space. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Death Valli's national animal is the Niffler, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fatherism.

Death Valli is ranked 57,828th in the world and 3rd in Tea House of Cards for Highest Poor Incomes, with 33,677.25 Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,045thTop
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Nudest: 2,752ndMost Influential: 7,924thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,740thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,391stTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 11,986thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,661stLargest Black Market: 12,757thMost Authoritarian: 16,909thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,348thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,106th
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Longest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 9th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 9th in the regionMost Conservative: 10th in the region

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