|Leader||Micky McGuffin Mcguffinson|
The Moonlit Fields of Decitealis is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Micky McGuffin Mcguffinson with a fair hand, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.658 billion Decitealisians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Antigaí. The average income tax rate is 85.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Decitealisian economy, worth 316 trillion Potatoes a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 119,005 Potatoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, military barracks resemble five-star hotels, concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas", and the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Decitealis's national animal is the Wild Banana, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Twig Worship.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Decitealis, the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture.
- : Following new legislation in Decitealis, concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas".
- : Following new legislation in Decitealis, military barracks resemble five-star hotels.
- : Following new legislation in Decitealis, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.
- : Following new legislation in Decitealis, new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps.
- : Following new legislation in Decitealis, the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks.
- : Decitealis voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Nuremgard".
- : Decitealis voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Integrity in Law Enforcement".
- : Following new legislation in Decitealis, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners.
- : Decitealis endorsed The Republic of Frankender.
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