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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,709thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,776thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,122nd
The Moonlit Fields of
Left-wing Utopia Utopia
Sometimes when I close my eyes, I can’t see.
Micky McGuffin Mcguffinson
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Decitealis

Population2.658 billion

CapitalAntigaí
LeaderMicky McGuffin Mcguffinson
FaithTwig Worship

CurrencyPotato
AnimalWild Banana

The Moonlit Fields of Decitealis is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Micky McGuffin Mcguffinson with a fair hand, and renowned for its aversion to nipples, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.658 billion Decitealisians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Antigaí. The average income tax rate is 85.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Decitealisian economy, worth 316 trillion Potatoes a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 119,005 Potatoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, military barracks resemble five-star hotels, concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas", and the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Decitealis's national animal is the Wild Banana, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Twig Worship.

Decitealis is ranked 194,343rd in the world and 427th in The Free Nations Region for Most Primitive, scoring -304.36 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,709thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,776thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,122ndSafest: 4,488thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,597thNicest Citizens: 5,060thBest Weather: 5,116thMost Influential: 5,126thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,336thHealthiest Citizens: 5,384thLowest Crime Rates: 6,339thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,575thMost Inclusive: 6,743rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,753rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,923rdMost Beautiful Environments: 8,243rdMost Pacifist: 8,420thMost Developed: 8,505thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,144thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 10,576thSmartest Citizens: 10,857thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,178thMost Cultured: 11,219thLargest Governments: 13,114thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,480thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,532ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,396thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,455thMost Cheerful Citizens: 15,483rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,602ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,500th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionSafest: 9th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 13th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 13th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 15th in the regionBest Weather: 16th in the regionMost Developed: 17th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 18th in the regionNicest Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19th in the regionMost Inclusive: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 22nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 22nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 22nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 22nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 23rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 23rd in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 24th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 29th in the regionMost Influential: 31st in the regionLargest Governments: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 37th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 38th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 39th in the regionMost Pacifist: 41st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Decitealis, the "temporary replacement bus service" is now a permanent fixture.
  • : Following new legislation in Decitealis, concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas".
  • : Following new legislation in Decitealis, military barracks resemble five-star hotels.
  • : Following new legislation in Decitealis, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.
  • : Following new legislation in Decitealis, new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps.
  • : Following new legislation in Decitealis, the nation's only university is the School of Hard Knocks.
  • : Decitealis voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Nuremgard".
  • : Decitealis voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Integrity in Law Enforcement".
  • : Following new legislation in Decitealis, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners.
  • : Decitealis endorsed The Republic of Frankender.

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