The Holiest of the Holy Lands of Deep South Borland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by His Supreme Holy Eminence with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, public floggings, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 36.616 billion Deep South Borlandeese are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sacrosanct City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Deep South Borlandite economy, worth 525 trillion Sacraments a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Basket Weaving industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 14,358 Sacraments, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Sacrosanct City XV Regiment (aka "The Goat Starers") have yet to win a battle, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, and elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-Sacrament mansions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Deep South Borland's national animal is the Lamb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Truest Fairy Tale Ever Told.

Deep South Borland is ranked 3^rd in the world and 1^st in Wysteria for Most Beautiful Environments, with 20,576.3 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.