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Most Devout: 1stMost Primitive: 1stMost Pacifist: 2nd
The Holiest of the Holy Lands of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
Please, may I offer you a cup of Kool-Aid?
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Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Imploded
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Deep South Borland

Population36.616 billion

CapitalSacrosanct City
LeaderHis Supreme Holy Eminence
FaithThe Truest Fairy Tale Ever Told

CurrencySacrament
AnimalLamb

The Holiest of the Holy Lands of Deep South Borland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by His Supreme Holy Eminence with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, public floggings, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 36.616 billion Deep South Borlandeese are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sacrosanct City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but stagnant Deep South Borlandite economy, worth 525 trillion Sacraments a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Basket Weaving industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 14,358 Sacraments, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Sacrosanct City XV Regiment (aka "The Goat Starers") have yet to win a battle, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, and elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-Sacrament mansions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Deep South Borland's national animal is the Lamb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Truest Fairy Tale Ever Told.

Deep South Borland is ranked 3rd in the world and 1st in Wysteria for Most Beautiful Environments, with 20,576.3 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

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Most Devout: 1stMost Primitive: 1stMost Pacifist: 2ndLowest Crime Rates: 2ndBest Weather: 2ndMost Beautiful Environments: 3rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 7thMost Ignorant Citizens: 14thNicest Citizens: 25thMost Cultured: 132ndMost Corrupt Governments: 332ndMost Stationary: 339thHighest Average Tax Rates: 395thLargest Governments: 584thLargest Populations: 855thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 6,247thMost Influential: 6,520thMost Conservative: 7,544thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,385thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,332ndMost Extreme: 22,015thMost Valuable International Artwork: 24,210th
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Deep South Borland, elderly citizens regularly buy posh multimillion-Sacrament mansions.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep South Borland, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep South Borland, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep South Borland, the Sacrosanct City XV Regiment (aka "The Goat Starers") have yet to win a battle.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep South Borland, the hills are alive with the smell of burning flesh.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep South Borland, left-wing militias train children how to properly burn down banks.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep South Borland, factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep South Borland, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep South Borland, people who make the leader's blood boil get boiled.
  • : Following new legislation in Deep South Borland, above Deep South Borland there is only sky and the fear of the unknown.

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