Population | 12.516 billion |
Capital | Dejure City |
Leader | President Crow |
Faith | Neo-Tricrowism |
Currency | Dejurean Dollar |
Animal | Three Headed Crow |
The Republic of Dejure is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Crow with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.516 billion Dejureans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dejure City. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Dejurean economy, worth a remarkable 2,351 trillion Dejurean Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 187,843 Dejurean Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, and the media seems excessively interested in what President Crow is wearing this season. Crime is totally unknown. Dejure's national animal is the Three Headed Crow, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Neo-Tricrowism.
Dejure is ranked 4,789th in the world and 212th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 171 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Dejure was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Dejure was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Following new legislation in Dejure, the media seems excessively interested in what President Crow is wearing this season.
- : Following new legislation in Dejure, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi.
- : Following new legislation in Dejure, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression.
- : Following new legislation in Dejure, factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections.
- : Dejure was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Following new legislation in Dejure, interest in globalism never flags.
- : Following new legislation in Dejure, artists are pillars of society.
- : Following new legislation in Dejure, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people.