The United States of Demo Troplenia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Quinn Wigan with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.118 billion Demo Troplenians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aurora. The average income tax rate is 70.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Demo Troplenian economy, worth 123 trillion cryptocredits a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 110,783 cryptocredits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Infantry are nicknamed "mushrooms" because they get fed crap and are left in the dark, decongestants have replaced cryptocredits in street transactions, military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames, and Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in Demo Troplenia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Demo Troplenia's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Demo Troplenia is ranked 156,477^th in the world and 7,101^st in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 49.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.