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Largest Publishing Industry: 111thLargest Populations: 151stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 193rd
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Democratic Colonies

Population37.89 billion

CapitalViconia
LeaderSecretary General Thomas Mills

CurrencyDC Credit
AnimalAmber Hawk

The Federated Union of Democratic Colonies is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Secretary General Thomas Mills with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, smutty television, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, cheerful population of 37.89 billion Colonials have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government prioritizes Education, with Defense, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Viconia. The average income tax rate is 9.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Colonial economy, worth a remarkable 7,894 trillion DC Credits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Automobile Manufacturing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 208,365 DC Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients, unemployed political consultants and advertisers spend every election night weeping for the good old days, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", and mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights. Crime is totally unknown. Democratic Colonies's national animal is the Amber Hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Democratic Colonies is ranked 136,087th in the world and 4th in Greater Prussia for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 715 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 111thLargest Populations: 151stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 193rdHighest Economic Output: 714thMost Cheerful Citizens: 821stSmartest Citizens: 1,578thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,894thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,044thTop
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Most Developed: 2,140thMost Cultured: 2,259thHealthiest Citizens: 2,967thNicest Citizens: 3,220thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,399thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,463rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,955thMost Efficient Economies: 4,595thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,722ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,239thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,494thHighest Average Incomes: 5,605thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,283rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,310thMost Secular: 7,413thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,927thMost Influential: 8,181stMost Inclusive: 9,197thMost Stationary: 9,531stLargest Mining Sector: 10,069thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10,133rdTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 11,590thHighest Poor Incomes: 14,259thLowest Crime Rates: 15,242ndMost Advanced Public Education: 15,979thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,226thLargest Governments: 20,342nd
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Largest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Colonies, mothers are routinely abandoning their children in the name of women's rights.
  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Colonies, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling".
  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Colonies, unemployed political consultants and advertisers spend every election night weeping for the good old days.
  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Colonies, corporate lawyers are joyfully combing through the new tax code for any new loopholes for their clients.
  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Colonies, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region.
  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Colonies, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities.
  • : Democratic Colonies was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Democratic Colonies was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Colonies, shopkeepers use microscopes to verify the authenticity of banknotes.
  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Colonies, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award.

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