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Largest Retail Industry: 850th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,502nd Rudest Citizens: 1,646th
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Democratic Parndia

Population1.617 billion


The United States of Democratic Parndia is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, digital currency, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.617 billion Democratic Parndians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Democratic Parndian economy, worth 330 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 204,507 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 578,094 per year while the poor average 57,881, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.

Rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons, extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary, scenic beaches are now protected by massive concrete walls, and the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Democratic Parndia's national animal is the bison, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Democratic Parndia is ranked 117,028th in the world and 4,568th in the South Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 38.97 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Largest Retail Industry: 850thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,502ndTop
Rudest Citizens: 1,646thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,742ndMost Avoided: 1,814thMost Influential: 1,887thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,995thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,468thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,064thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,768thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,002ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,052ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,528thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,701stFattest Citizens: 5,010thHighest Average Incomes: 5,303rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,706thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,137thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,497thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,005thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 8,919thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,329thMost Efficient Economies: 10,875thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 12,011thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,792ndLargest Publishing Industry: 12,929thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,519thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,559thLowest Crime Rates: 15,758th
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 25th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 26th in the regionMost Avoided: 30th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 40th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 52nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 55th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 56th in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 71st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 79th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 89th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 99th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 107th in the regionFattest Citizens: 122nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 137th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 146th in the regionMost Influential: 163rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 173rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 196th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 199th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 209th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 233rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 286th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 308th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 319th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 326th in the regionLargest Black Market: 348th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 353rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 381st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 407th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 434th in the regionLargest Governments: 455th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 494th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 581st in the regionMost Secular: 582nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 620th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Parndia, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm.
  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Parndia, scenic beaches are now protected by massive concrete walls.
  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Parndia, extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary.
  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Parndia, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons.
  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Parndia, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.
  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Parndia, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs.
  • : Democratic Parndia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Parndia, the law says it's okay to sell a bomb to a terrorist so long as they promise not to detonate it.
  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Parndia, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
  • : Following new legislation in Democratic Parndia, child labor has been outlawed.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 112 » United States of Vietnam, Quiescent, Volaworand, Luddinlande, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Hanguk-Nippon, Jehenna, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Tsunamy, Aidenfieeld, Tsvetania, The Solar System Scope, Farengeto, Paranoia, Rebel-topia, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Linguiniland, Drugged Monkeys, Saciu, Calistan, Jaxon, Sandaoguo, New Briantown, Kringalia, Aywhyou, Concrete Slab, Kiasu-ism, Japanese Federal Republic, The naked people, KIROVET, Seliyan progressive Islands, The United Expanse, Theorin, Lambdaland, Pax Dracon, WTP All the good names are taken, Abarri, Escevola, Nothanksbutseriously, Oxsania, Phillius, Dylar, Transtemporal Shifts, Spazzhole, Aumeltopia, Beepee, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, UnShleepd, East India Kompany, Silberne Wache, and 62 others.Mantas Meow, Anachronolandia, The National Corporation, Shengtie, Isokenzar, Barabarom, Noveos, Grouu, Cuuldere, Vincent Field, Aguatania, Lorora3, Kandorith, Wyatonians, Erinor, Xandev, Auphelia, USNE2018, Kroumos, Darbor, Midand, The Libertarian Nation of Songrandine, Qvait, Whimichy, Birdkeeper, Empire of the Western Woods, Nankyoku Tairiku, Akindom, Maletora, The Enlightened States of Centerism, Land Without Shrimp, Wehraboos, Jahass, Federated Kingdoms of Brittania, Academy of Umbrellas, The Filippinas, Ostanasia, The Dragon Enclave, Republic Clovakh, Aneas, Dasko, Stoniamera, Pays de Loire, Nowa Europa, Agalaesia, Ariankido, Sesteran, Churumduul, San Anaben, State of Iowa, Qawe, Chocholand, The West Valley Mountains, Slenrotros, Doomen, Rabbitz, Nixtodea, Roavin, Phanama, Amerion, Wild Space, and Great Africans.

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