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Most Corrupt Governments: 75thMost Ignorant Citizens: 77thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 78th
The Free and True Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
We enjoy killing babies.
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Hermit
Governor
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
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Democratic Peoples Society of Mechanisia

Population23.947 billion

CapitalDemocratic City of Wonderful Joyitude
Leaderthe Democratically Elected President
FaithNicholas Cage

CurrencySouls of Dead Babies
AnimalWashed-Out Pop Singer

The Free and True Republic of Democratic Peoples Society of Mechanisia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Democratically Elected President with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, strictly enforced bedtime, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.947 billion Mechanisians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Democratic City of Wonderful Joyitude. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Democratic Peoples Society of Mechanisian economy, worth an astonishing 12,691 trillion Souls of Dead Babieses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 530,000 Souls of Dead Babieses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Heretic deviants are free to practice their deviance outside of Democratic Peoples Society of Mechanisia, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines, online tourism reviews of Democratic Peoples Society of Mechanisia are suspiciously positive and amazingly similar, and an alabaster statue of an ancient cat-deity takes pride of place in the centre of Democratic City of Wonderful Joyitude. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Democratic Peoples Society of Mechanisia's national animal is the Washed-Out Pop Singer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Nicholas Cage.

Democratic Peoples Society of Mechanisia is ranked 2,241st in the world and 1st in Democratic Peoples Society of Mechanisia for Most Stationary, with 3,992.705778 days.

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Most Corrupt Governments: 75thMost Ignorant Citizens: 77thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 78thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 84thMost Devout: 84thLargest Black Market: 104thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 122ndLargest Mining Sector: 125thMost Patriotic: 158thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 192ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 206thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 298thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 340thHighest Average Incomes: 342ndLowest Crime Rates: 424thHighest Economic Output: 481stMost Advanced Public Transport: 504thMost Avoided: 554thMost Primitive: 603rdLargest Governments: 713thMost Armed: 773rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 821stHighest Poor Incomes: 870thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,240thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,389thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,517thFattest Citizens: 1,577thMost Stationary: 2,241stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,407thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,914thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 5,794thMost Conservative: 5,821stMost Authoritarian: 6,595thLargest Populations: 9,744thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10,012thMost Influential: 11,011thRudest Citizens: 12,346thNudest: 13,032ndTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 16,670thLargest Information Technology Sector: 25,574thMost Valuable International Artwork: 27,759thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 28,693rd

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