Democratic Peoples Society of Mechanisia
Population | 23.947 billion |
Capital | Democratic City of Wonderful Joyitude |
Leader | the Democratically Elected President |
Faith | Nicholas Cage |
Currency | Souls of Dead Babies |
Animal | Washed-Out Pop Singer |
The Free and True Republic of Democratic Peoples Society of Mechanisia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Democratically Elected President with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, strictly enforced bedtime, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 23.947 billion Mechanisians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Spirituality, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Democratic City of Wonderful Joyitude. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Democratic Peoples Society of Mechanisian economy, worth an astonishing 12,691 trillion Souls of Dead Babieses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 530,000 Souls of Dead Babieses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.
Heretic deviants are free to practice their deviance outside of Democratic Peoples Society of Mechanisia, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines, online tourism reviews of Democratic Peoples Society of Mechanisia are suspiciously positive and amazingly similar, and an alabaster statue of an ancient cat-deity takes pride of place in the centre of Democratic City of Wonderful Joyitude. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Democratic Peoples Society of Mechanisia's national animal is the Washed-Out Pop Singer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Nicholas Cage.
Democratic Peoples Society of Mechanisia is ranked 2,241st in the world and 1st in Democratic Peoples Society of Mechanisia for Most Stationary, with 3,992.705778 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Democratic Peoples Society of Mechanisia, an alabaster statue of an ancient cat-deity takes pride of place in the centre of Democratic City of Wonderful Joyitude.
- : Following new legislation in Democratic Peoples Society of Mechanisia, online tourism reviews of Democratic Peoples Society of Mechanisia are suspiciously positive and amazingly similar.
- : Following new legislation in Democratic Peoples Society of Mechanisia, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines.
- : Following new legislation in Democratic Peoples Society of Mechanisia, heretic deviants are free to practice their deviance outside of Democratic Peoples Society of Mechanisia.
- : Following new legislation in Democratic Peoples Society of Mechanisia, the hills are alive with the smell of burning flesh.
- : Democratic Peoples Society of Mechanisia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- : Following new legislation in Democratic Peoples Society of Mechanisia, it is broadly agreed that tramp stamps are criminally undesirable.
- : Following new legislation in Democratic Peoples Society of Mechanisia, tourists visiting the nation are harangued for being capitalist pig-dogs.
- : Following new legislation in Democratic Peoples Society of Mechanisia, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university.
- : Democratic Peoples Society of Mechanisia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.