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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 79thMost Ignorant Citizens: 115thLargest Black Market: 137th
The Corrupt Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Terror. Strength. Oppression.
Duke Emeritus of Psychotic Dictatorships
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Democratic Republic of Oppression

Population19.108 billion

CapitalHell Peak
LeaderThe Dictator
FaithThe State


The Corrupt Dictatorship of Democratic Republic of Oppression is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Dictator with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, free-roaming dinosaurs, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.108 billion Slave to The States are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hell Peak. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.

The frighteningly efficient a Slave to The State economy, worth a remarkable 7,871 trillion Skulls a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 411,940 Skulls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Bilingual Slave to The States are viewed with suspicion, slavers view "what did your last slave die of" as a request for a demonstration, weather reports simply advise Slave to The States to 'look outside', and Slave to The States must literally pay their respects to hear from their political representatives. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Democratic Republic of Oppression's national animal is the Human, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The State.

Democratic Republic of Oppression is ranked 236th in the world and 2nd in Psychotic Dictatorships for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 19,574.22 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 79thMost Ignorant Citizens: 115thLargest Black Market: 137thLargest Mining Sector: 144thMost Devout: 172ndLargest Insurance Industry: 236thMost Subsidized Industry: 250thMost Corrupt Governments: 259thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 259thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 353rdMost Avoided: 366thMost Advanced Public Transport: 398thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 532ndMost Primitive: 546thFattest Citizens: 651stHighest Average Incomes: 702ndHighest Economic Output: 838thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,204thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,268thLargest Governments: 1,343rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,622ndHighest Poor Incomes: 1,872ndMost Stationary: 2,111thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,262ndTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,670thMost Efficient Economies: 2,801stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,890thLowest Crime Rates: 3,262ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,214thMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,376thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,958thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,642ndRudest Citizens: 6,129thNudest: 6,585thLargest Populations: 8,583rdMost Influential: 9,300thTop
Most Conservative: 15,107thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,948thMost Authoritarian: 18,228th
Most Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Avoided: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionTop
Most Devout: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9th in the regionMost Primitive: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionRudest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 11th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11th in the region

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