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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 489thMost Devout: 961stMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,146th
The Polity of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Esse quam Videri
The Philosopher King
Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Denistan

Population13.275 billion

CapitalDenistan City
LeaderThe Philosopher King
FaithNeoplatonism

CurrencyDeni
AnimalFalcon

The Polity of Denistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Philosopher King with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, infamous sell-swords, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 13.275 billion Denistanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Education, with Industry, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Denistan City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Denistanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,694 trillion Denis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is an impressive 127,645 Denis, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

Owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground, and ghost regiments exist only on paper. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Denistan's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Neoplatonism.

Denistan is ranked 7,243rd in the world and 1st in The Alliance of Catholic Nations for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.62 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 489thMost Devout: 961stMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,146thLargest Mining Sector: 1,725thLargest Retail Industry: 1,747thTop
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Fattest Citizens: 2,099thRudest Citizens: 3,119thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,148thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,075thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,036thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,243rdMost Advanced Public Education: 7,592ndHighest Economic Output: 8,410thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,642ndTop
10%
Best Weather: 12,296thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,453rdMost Efficient Economies: 12,949thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,892ndSmartest Citizens: 14,263rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 15,181stLargest Populations: 15,406thHighest Crime Rates: 16,913th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Denistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Denistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Mining Sector and the Top 5% for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Denistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Following new legislation in Denistan, ghost regiments exist only on paper.
  • : Following new legislation in Denistan, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground.
  • : Following new legislation in Denistan, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose.
  • : Following new legislation in Denistan, owning a really cute pet is grounds for immediate investigation.
  • : Following new legislation in Denistan, most believe 'tis better to give than to receive.
  • : Following new legislation in Denistan, businessmen walk out of meetings halfway because their shift is over.
  • : Denistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.

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