The Corporate Empire of Depackya is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Aleksandr Ivanov with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, triple-decker prams, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.888 billion Depackyans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dubrova. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Depackyan economy, worth a remarkable 1,998 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 408,861 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,192,711 per year while the poor average 110,747, a ratio of 10.8 to 1.

Supreme Leader Aleksandr Ivanov's new office has a propensity to catch on fire, barges of dissidents are being "reeducated through water therapy" in the South Computer mouse Sea, breastfeeding mothers are replacing smokers to loiter outside the workplace, and the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Depackya's national animal is the computer mouse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Traditional Catholicism.

Depackya is ranked 204,705^th in the world and 337^th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 10.83 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.