Population | 12.56 billion |
Capital | Hockley |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | turtle |
The Republic of Dereistic is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, soft-spoken computers, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.56 billion Dereisticians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hockley. The income tax rate is 100.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Dereistician economy, worth a remarkable 2,998 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 238,750 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Dereistic is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election", rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, and hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework. Crime is totally unknown. Dereistic's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Dereistic is ranked 2,680th in the world and 59th in the South Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 229 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Dereistic, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework.
- : Following new legislation in Dereistic, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century.
- : Following new legislation in Dereistic, foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election".
- : Following new legislation in Dereistic, Dereistic is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
- : Dereistic was endorsed by The Constitutional Empire of Stelmund.
- : Dereistic was endorsed by The Free Land of Genoxelande.
- : Dereistic was endorsed by The Confederation of Canamerico and Greenland.
- : Dereistic was endorsed by The Kingdom of Geneek.
- : Following new legislation in Dereistic, Leader's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success.
- : Following new legislation in Dereistic, mountain rescue missions can end with more people lost than found.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 171 » Land Without Shrimp, Wehraboos, Aidenfieeld, Xandev, Farengeto, Jehenna, Tsunamy, Curlyhoward, Kiasu-ism, Soem, Ancient Slobovia, The Solar System Scope, The Two Jerseys, Amerion, Kringalia, USNE2018, Drystar, Rebel-topia, Hanguk-Nippon, Maeiland, Nova Montron, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Mapico, Bear Connors Paradiso, Bleakfoot, PenguinPies, Bawkie, Great Scapula, North Kanuckistan, Ebonhand, West Pastafaria, Nowa Europa, Havenfell, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Shefino, The Worst army of, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Ralphburg, Drugged Monkeys, Midand, Myness, Tepertopia, Abarri, Phanama, Myhomecountry, Yellunstryer, Doraya, Beblahbleblo, Anatasha, United States of Belvaria, and 121 others.Saciu, The naked people, Darakin, Arscanesia, Changolandia, The Haughtherlands, Kanatian Percocet, Ostavaria, Chernaya Zvezda, Eleuthelrium, Skaladoria, The Woragopiria, Mavenu, Aurcania, Bonobiana, Great Lothian, Froshar, Auviantan Outh Islands, ARIAPOLIS01, Altnavia, Nomayuki, Freedoom, No moking, Dakalian, Estival, Goldnation, Holy Free, Sgaana, Ugranda, Valles Stellarum, Marnrio, America Gone Wrong, Kazhinskia, Galactya, Sporaltryus, Ekrixia, Oreo States, Khnomania, Venezia Pacifica, Los Lonley Boys, Sordandia, North Pernambuco, Banieltopia, Uvalor, Farelonia, Unielvan Millorvium, Dimplingpie, Dhemixia, Pepoland, Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholas, Eritria, The Free Falklands, Tanyaland, Empire of Pekoland, Ever Testing, Hacrela, Alvira, Cerespasia, Grace Wellesley Thayer, The Weirdo, Bohenia, Gonthavnor, Purisect, Kalilola, Morian, Asarana, Kaoia, Kalaska77, Belschaft, Phyakaran, Blipp, Sea shep, Lilli Lands, Teasonda, Greater Pardonia, Emagination, Thanitharia, Tioloman, Hadrex, Swiss Cheese Wheel, ANuadh, Purestan, Yusan, Krauanagaz, East Endia, Lowelian, Differences-In-Differences, Volaworand, Petea, Luxemstein, Detroxia, Nuevo San Juan Parangaricutiro, Eastern Doncaster, Bogani, Springwalla, Las Filipina, HawkoFon, Aodhan, Lemenga, Lupusterra, Xanistan, Lans Isles, Marre, Nueva Alta California, Upper Ryu Lorty, United Allied Systems Nations, Nakayo, Pepperton, BEEstreetz, Elritch, Philippinessss, Eastern Juble Lux, Democates, Deerp, Wilbodessan, HATRED AND BIGOTRY, Anarco Argentina, Geneek, Canamerico and Greenland, Genoxelande, and Stelmund.