The Holy Empire of Derpy narwaul is a massive, safe nation, ruled by khorne with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, infamous sell-swords, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.714 billion Derps are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the skull throne. The average income tax rate is 68.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Derpy economy, worth 432 trillion moneys a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 116,482 moneys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, the nation is famous for bravely sending wave after wave of its soldiers until the enemy runs out of bullets, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, and a recent political debate came to a quick close once the ruling party decreed it was "just plain silly". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Derpy narwaul's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is chaos.

Derpy narwaul is ranked 25,329^th in the world and 1,719^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 85.71 law-abiding acts per hour.