The Theocracy of Deseret-Moronia is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its frequent executions and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 572 million Deseret-Moronians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, with Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 48.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Deseret-Moronian economy, worth 18.1 trillion Moronian Dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 31,705 Moronian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year, stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings, balaclava manufacturers are held criminally culpable for bank heists, and incarcerated crime lords manage their empires from massage tables. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Deseret-Moronia's national animal is the Honeybee, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Deseret-Moronia is ranked 79,703^rd in the world and 2,945^th in The North Pacific for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 51.62 Whatever.