by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,102ndMost Influential: 3,648thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,465th
The Autocracy of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Experiencia, Sigilo e Inteligencia
David Rodrenez
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population1.427 billion

LeaderDavid Rodrenez
FaithCatholic Christianity


The Autocracy of Desibia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by David Rodrenez with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, complete lack of prisons, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.427 billion Desibians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vialusa. The average income tax rate is 55.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Desibian economy, worth 139 trillion dollars a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is 97,633 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The clergy of Catholic Christianity remains a single-sex institution, wood-framed catapults are ready to launch diseased corpses into besieged cities, saying that someone looks a bit pale can be construed as hate speech, and nations across the world are quick to praise David Rodrenez's good looks and intellectual prowess. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Desibia's national animal is the coyote, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholic Christianity.

Desibia is ranked 28,259th in the world and 435th in Europe for Most Developed, scoring 76.52 on the Human Development Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,102ndMost Influential: 3,648thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,465thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,165thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,064thMost Devout: 13,355thLargest Retail Industry: 13,688thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15,971stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,995thLargest Black Market: 20,277thMost Corrupt Governments: 21,394thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,704thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,435th
Largest Insurance Industry: 35th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 41st in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 89th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 91st in the regionMost Devout: 98th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 107th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 124th in the region

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