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Most Valuable International Artwork: 177thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,333rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,134th
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Destructive Government Economic Soldier

Population5.628 billion


The Hole of Destructive Government Economic Soldier is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, pith helmet sales, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 5.628 billion Destructive Government Economic Soldierians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 50.5%.

The powerhouse Destructive Government Economic Soldierian economy, worth 627 trillion wergwergrs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 111,490 wergwergrs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

School plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, many of the unemployed have had the fight taken out of them, armed war-criminals gain asylum if deemed 'fabulous' enough, and burnt-out forty-foot-tall wicker men dot the countryside. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Destructive Government Economic Soldier's national animal is the wergwergwreg, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Destructive Government Economic Soldier is ranked 136,958th in the world and 4,987th in Balder for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -2.83 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 177thTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,333rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,134thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,824thLargest Black Market: 10,245thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,264thTop
Most Devout: 10,727thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12,002ndMost Authoritarian: 15,457thBest Weather: 16,004thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,460thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,056thMost Corrupt Governments: 19,901st
Most Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 125th in the regionMost Influential: 326th in the regionMost Stationary: 338th in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 398th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 423rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 490th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 517th in the regionMost Devout: 533rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 582nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 583rd in the region

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