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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 7,873rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,213thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,852nd
The Republic of
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Dexilant

Population7.283 billion

Currencypound
Animalcrocodile

The Republic of Dexilant is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its enslaved workforce, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.283 billion Dexilantians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 70.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dexilantian economy, worth 842 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 115,672 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism, citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want, virtual assistants are seen with increasing suspicion every time they get an upgrade, and every politician claims to be at least 1% Native Dexilantian. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dexilant's national animal is the crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Dexilant is ranked 106,879th in the world and 1,251st in Balder for Most Stationary, with 389.90716018148 days.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 7,873rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,213thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,852ndLargest Black Market: 20,060thMost Devout: 20,270thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,653rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23,179thMost Corrupt Governments: 24,055thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 24,140thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 28,004thBest Weather: 28,305th
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 375th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1,004th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Dexilant, every politician claims to be at least 1% Native Dexilantian.
  • : Following new legislation in Dexilant, virtual assistants are seen with increasing suspicion every time they get an upgrade.
  • : Following new legislation in Dexilant, citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want.
  • : Following new legislation in Dexilant, airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism.
  • : Following new legislation in Dexilant, creating dance remixes is the newest form of conspicuous consumption.
  • : Dexilant was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Dexilant, the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods".
  • : Following new legislation in Dexilant, banks now use correct pronouns when evicting people from their houses.
  • : Following new legislation in Dexilant, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days.
  • : Following new legislation in Dexilant, 4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail.

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