The Federation of Diche Choklate is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Valencia with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.731 billion Diche Deerfenese enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.
The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Townsville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Choklatian economy, worth 651 trillion Cashmarks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 238,621 Cashmarks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 830,004 per year while the poor average 49,993, a ratio of 16.6 to 1.
Voting is voluntary, the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs, military spending is on the increase, and birth rates have hit an all-time low. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Diche Choklate's national animal is the Alligator, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Canoism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Diche Choklate, birth rates have hit an all-time low.
- : Following new legislation in Diche Choklate, military spending is on the increase.
- : Following new legislation in Diche Choklate, the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs.
- : Diche Choklate was endorsed by The Theocracy of GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO.
- : Following new legislation in Diche Choklate, voting is voluntary.
- : Diche Choklate was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Diche Choklate was endorsed by The Imperialist Dominion of Zokk.
- : Following new legislation in Diche Choklate, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
- : Following new legislation in Diche Choklate, Jennifer Government is a bestseller.
- : Following new legislation in Diche Choklate, the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire.
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