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Rudest Citizens: 206th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 302nd Most Influential: 544th
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Diche Choklate

Population2.731 billion

LeaderPresident Valencia


The Federation of Diche Choklate is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Valencia with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.731 billion Diche Deerfenese enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Townsville. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Choklatian economy, worth 651 trillion Cashmarks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 238,621 Cashmarks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 830,004 per year while the poor average 49,993, a ratio of 16.6 to 1.

Voting is voluntary, the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs, military spending is on the increase, and birth rates have hit an all-time low. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Diche Choklate's national animal is the Alligator, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Canoism.

Diche Choklate is ranked 166,053rd in the world and 9,063rd in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 41.8 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Rudest Citizens: 206thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 302ndMost Influential: 544thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 738thMost Armed: 882ndFattest Citizens: 898thMost Avoided: 952ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 996thHighest Crime Rates: 1,008thLargest Retail Industry: 1,016thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,182ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,689thTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,742ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,009thHighest Drug Use: 2,019thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,486thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,535thLargest Mining Sector: 2,558thHighest Average Incomes: 3,312thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,586thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,617thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,857thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,321stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,675thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,866thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,919thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,955thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,519thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 7,226thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,632ndMost Inclusive: 7,983rdSmartest Citizens: 8,430thTop
Most Pro-Market: 9,658thMost Efficient Economies: 9,925thMost Secular: 11,095thMost Cultured: 11,571stLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,359thNudest: 15,545th
Rudest Citizens: 13th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 27th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 30th in the regionFattest Citizens: 30th in the regionMost Avoided: 31st in the regionMost Armed: 33rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 35th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 38th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 40th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 43rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 53rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 60th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 65th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 78th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 82nd in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 98th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 130th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 139th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 147th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 158th in the regionMost Influential: 200th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 201st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 210th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 216th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 239th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 276th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 326th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 332nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 336th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 347th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 358th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 459th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 473rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 473rd in the regionNudest: 547th in the regionMost Cultured: 570th in the regionMost Secular: 575th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 681st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 692nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 713th in the regionMost Stationary: 790th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 867th in the regionLargest Black Market: 889th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 295 » East Supple Lund, Corfad, Notyoutopia, Guyomartand, Universal State Formula, Shin-Hachioji, Yaorozu, Ka Ching, Phoronu, Atain, Great Bights Mum, Kwaj, Frances Francis the First of France, Wineclaw, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, Bayern-Straubing, Agrauron, Zyvetskistaahn, Sunto, Holy Oranz, Territorio di Nessuno, New Lakemba, PlanetPunk, Unimaginable Doom, Selfgradatude, Diodone, Buckerino, Shadowrik, Puczovska, The Syca, Antiyard, Siwale, Western Vapia, North Armatas, Shibutani, Pallaith, Atheenos, The United Chase States, Q w e r t y, Ozstan, Californian Redwood, SillyString, The Bureaucratic Territories, Dutchyland, Kelvaros Prime, Esplandia, Venezuelia, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Kyoki Chudoku, Manticore utopia, and 245 others.BrightFutures, Karazan, Necromonia, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, The Teddy, Yukti, New Phyrreus, General COE, Neo-Philadelphia, Guslantis, Sil Dorsett, Calamazo, Free Culture, Govornia, Malta Comino Gozo, THX1138, Moubarakistan, French Bananastan, Camarthen, Nord Botten, Painisia, Elevation, Felpolandia, SORT, Republic remmnant, Sea Ghost, Wooleystan, Joodey, Lower Nubia, Kolorland, Ice and Tinian, TerranulliuZ, Dicko, Alice Gardens, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Detrivania, Erwo Stal, Cinnibar, Amerian States, Sakaryata, Unsophisticate, Former English Colony, Marxist Luxembourg, Kundam, Koda-Land, Misuvelia, Kylesburgh, Maott, New Trisone, Empy, Avalon, Ainsworth, Jefffliu, Highton Islands, Pleroma Sans Romans, Ciri Pole, Nogori, Ausnakulia, Wunderstrafanstalt, Potatolandium, Soviet Terran, Cloydicia, Chukstik Illahi, The Gamer Party, Sylverland, Aroa, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Azzarel, United States of Medford, Panama Coalition, Neo Hungarica, Lemonbiscuits, Boggovia, Tredano, United Draconia, New Echelon, Dadastan Archipelago, Racoda, Quranite, Kyrianian, Moose repupblic, Whereisthatistan, Chamocha, Sacrento, Suicidistan, Sanjurika, Zeternia, Ethnon, Sundred, Dovena, Snoodum, Fizban, Hyperbanus, Amauri, The United States of Romania, Voznesheim, Wodan, Avemterra, Kulgatha, Xentherida, El Fiji Grande, American MapleStory, Arstungry, Abrickhouse, Wilkshire, Yarecir, Amestris-Britannia, Kobagia, British Bayonet, The Iron Lions, Islamic Cali, The Rhein States, The Pantheons, The Most Freedom Ever, New Bremerton, Babacar, Tommatito, Copria, Minuda, Rosewood-, New Pruessen, The Serdey Islands, Ostrinios, Spartoptia, New Chilokver, United Kahndaq, Mercandia, Niradans, Fun time land of Fun, Krelvanz, Votak Matim, Texas States, Bojacks and Jills, North Bratislava, Sinelona, Lunallian, National Goats, Uganda Knuckles UK, Vincone Cae, Omnistria, Dreadton, Kasazzastan, Dyrenell, Zumlandia, Warsaw-Halicz, Federation Terra Australis, Guer Aike, Outer Egorniand, The Windmilluminati, Napnomadia, Sheldanada, Bearical, Kalimora Aire, Ninjak30, Australiland, Hong Kong Empire, Black Templares, Steraz, Ara Antrizuls, The English Alliance, Torakuen, The South Falls, Ethereal Expanse, New Eleria, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Pasargad, Fengate, COCONUT-CITY, INTEGRAL, Alunya, The Sinclarian Provinces, Justanistan, Ieprus, Zemnaya Svoboda, Renzic, Toshavo III, Union of Austria-Hungary, Circenn, Ofemerica, Egalico, Solmetria, Tappan Hills, Divine Eulogy, Jasminlandia, Dar es Saalam, Kirnea, Kirostan, Saturns Edge, The Notorious Mad Jack, Novare Res, Ibiscaton, Norostilors, Plangainer, Noiah, Peldorn, Acrabinnia, Steampunk Ariel, Trillius, Marijuana Haven, Zeno-sama, Haor Chall, Norvayopia, Tsardom of Leonlandia, Lost Staria, Xandarnia, Durgron, Astronomical, Norepinephrine, Ejhsa, Victoriaans Nederlands, Valhalla123, The Discipled, Thiammyalllaland, Senkaiboashi, The Kyziban Islands, Rkainjel, Seidr Wyrd, Tamgu, Liberum Mundi, Far Easter Republic, Apetopia, Lomjia, Aratani, 1 very fast endotarter, Yummy Blubber, Ikea Rike, Miruma, Abject Ludicrosity, Free Azzaca, Bananoonza, Yalkan, Kingdom of Destsky, Vikingiarchy, COCOPUFFS, Loutsland, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Castle Federation, Noahs Second Country, Helia Geopes, Vernest Quill, Conservadoria, North Altatude, Test for a new hope, Zokk, and GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO.

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