by Max Barry

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Most Secular: 2,995thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,362ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,777th
The Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
If you help the country, country will help you!
Drug Tito
Eminence Grise
Head of Regional Affairs
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom

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Population1.313 billion

LeaderDrug Tito
FaithPhilosophy and Cult of Drug Tito

CurrencyKonvertibil Mark
AnimalBosnian mountain horse

The Dictatorship of Dictatorya is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Drug Tito with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.313 billion Fellows are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sarajevo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 86.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Dictatoryan economy, worth 186 trillion Konvertibil Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 141,835 Konvertibil Marks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 439,974 per year while the poor average 35,204, a ratio of 12.5 to 1.

Families waiting for delayed pipe installations hope daily for rain, neighbouring countries pay to situate their nuclear power plants in Dictatorya, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon, and the Forestry Department has decided you really can't fight fire with fire. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dictatorya's national animal is the Bosnian mountain horse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Philosophy and Cult of Drug Tito.

Dictatorya is ranked 12,699th in the world and 2nd in Sardovia for Most Authoritarian, with 3,511.77 milliStalins.

Most Secular: 2,995thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,362ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,777thLowest Crime Rates: 5,615thLargest Mining Sector: 5,964thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,285thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,912thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,251stMost Corrupt Governments: 8,346thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,207thLargest Governments: 9,679thMost Conservative: 10,148thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,377thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,453rdMost Developed: 10,931stTop
Healthiest Citizens: 12,497thMost Authoritarian: 12,699thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,471stLongest Average Lifespans: 14,267thHighest Average Incomes: 15,432ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,641stMost Advanced Public Education: 18,828thMost Efficient Economies: 18,959thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,006thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,796thMost Cultured: 21,641st

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