The Republic of Dill is a huge, safe nation, notable for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 278 million Dillians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 7.5%.

The strong Dillian economy, worth 18.9 trillion seeds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Automobile Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 67,940 seeds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The endangered saltwater humpback pickle is only seen in captivity programs, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm, the nation excels at displacement, and nude art is becoming wildly popular. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent. Dill's national animal is the pickle.

Dill is ranked 204,140^th in the world and 55^th in Entropy for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 46.97 Whatever.