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Most Influential: 4,274thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,792ndMost Devout: 6,770th
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Din taiko

Population4.59 billion

CapitalDin City


The Kingdom of Din taiko is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by DIN AZMI with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, flagrant waste-dumping, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.59 billion Din taikoans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Din City. The average income tax rate is 71.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Din taikoan economy, worth 431 trillion DTS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Information Technology. Average income is 94,041 DTS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

The government's approval ratings go down while its turnover rate goes up, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories', the legal profession considers itself above the law, and state media features lively debates such as whether pineapple on pizza is an acceptable topping. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Din taiko's national animal is the LEOPARD, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is ISLAM.

Din taiko is ranked 36,241st in the world and 1,048th in The East Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 94,041.52 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Influential: 4,274thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,792ndMost Devout: 6,770thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,402ndTop
Most Conservative: 12,318thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,419thLowest Crime Rates: 14,157thMost Cultured: 14,583rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,014thHealthiest Citizens: 15,214thBest Weather: 15,267thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,461stLongest Average Lifespans: 15,526thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,037thMost Developed: 16,140thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,356thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,586thMost Authoritarian: 18,049thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,117thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,121st
Most Devout: 181st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 232nd in the regionMost Influential: 292nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 358th in the regionMost Cultured: 364th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 369th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 398th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 409th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 442nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 444th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 452nd in the regionMost Developed: 459th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 462nd in the regionBest Weather: 464th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 480th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 483rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 489th in the regionLargest Populations: 491st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 512th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 579th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 623rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 636th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 661st in the regionLargest Governments: 668th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 685th in the regionMost Stationary: 702nd in the regionMost Conservative: 713th in the region

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