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Most Armed: 4,591stMost Influential: 5,078thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,128th
The Traveling Wilbury of
Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State
la vita può essere temporanea, ma la libertà è per semp
President Frank Woolf
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
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Population5.396 billion

CapitalDinoium City
LeaderPresident Frank Woolf


The Traveling Wilbury of Dinoium is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Frank Woolf with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory gun ownership, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.396 billion Dinoiumians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dinoium City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.8%.

The powerhouse Dinoiumian economy, worth 450 trillion Dinmarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 83,439 Dinmarks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 435,419 per year while the poor average 8,606, a ratio of 50.6 to 1.

One can walk from one side of Dinoium City to the other without setting foot on Dinoiumian soil, matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold, the government tries not to listen to the people unless it absolutely has to, and students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dinoium's national animal is the Wolf and its national religion is Flemingovianism.

Dinoium is ranked 116,175th in the world and 6,382nd in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.3 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most Armed: 4,591stMost Influential: 5,078thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,128thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,602ndTop
Most Pro-Market: 9,408thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,875thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,200thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11,223rdMost Devout: 13,596thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14,102ndLargest Insurance Industry: 16,184th
Most Armed: 151st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 205th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 255th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 320th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 334th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 398th in the regionTop
Most Devout: 621st in the regionLargest Black Market: 661st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 698th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 700th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 727th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 871st in the regionMost Avoided: 914th in the region

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