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Most Armed: 3,134th Most Influential: 3,733rd Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,473rd
The Commonwealth of
Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State
la vita può essere temporanea, ma la libertà è per semp
President Frank Woolf
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Population3.932 billion

CapitalDinoium City
LeaderPresident Frank Woolf


The Commonwealth of Dinoium is a massive, safe nation, ruled by President Frank Woolf with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.932 billion Dinoiumians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, although Healthcare, Law & Order, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dinoium City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.7%.

The powerhouse Dinoiumian economy, worth 339 trillion Dinmarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 86,275 Dinmarks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 432,889 per year while the poor average 9,633, a ratio of 44.9 to 1.

Citizens have a tough time telling the difference between jeans and genes, voters must frequently select what they view as the lesser of two evils on the ballot, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy', and road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dinoium's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Flemingovianism.

Dinoium is ranked 23,210th in the world and 1,285th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 52.44 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most Armed: 3,134thMost Influential: 3,733rdGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8,473rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,491stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,526thTop
Most Pro-Market: 9,286thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,939thMost Devout: 13,301stLargest Insurance Industry: 16,525th
Most Armed: 111th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 290th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 315th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 337th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 344th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 480th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 483rd in the regionMost Devout: 623rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 885th in the region

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