The Plains of Dioxin is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Prefect with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, complete lack of prisons, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 46.22 billion Dioxans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pael. The average income tax rate is 24.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dioxan economy, worth a remarkable 7,880 trillion Brass Razoos a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 170,502 Brass Razoos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Trust-fund babies line up for places in community college, Mutant Robins have more rights than the average citizen, sleeping on the job is recommended, and the government is promoting multicultural values with the new 'Just Be Nice, OK?' initiative. Crime is totally unknown. Dioxin's national animal is the Mutant Robin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Dioxin is ranked 4,717^th in the world and 1^st in Unity of Green Pastures for Lowest Crime Rates, with 117.85 law-abiding acts per hour.