Population | 14.676 billion |
Capital | Galt's Gulch |
Leader | Mike Rowe |
Currency | Dollar |
Animal | Bald Eagle |
The Republic of Dirty Americans is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Mike Rowe with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 14.676 billion Dirty Americans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The large, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while Administration and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Galt's Gulch. The average income tax rate is 47.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Dirty Americansian economy, worth a remarkable 1,104 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 75,255 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
Hundreds of sailors ride the good ship Mike Rowe day after day, endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass, children searching for cat videos must watch dogs in equal proportion, and trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dirty Americans's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Dirty Americans is ranked 22,126th in the world and 3rd in Arkansas for Most Cultured, scoring 88 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Dirty Americans was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- : Dirty Americans was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector and Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- : Dirty Americans was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Dirty Americans, trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy.
- : Following new legislation in Dirty Americans, children searching for cat videos must watch dogs in equal proportion.
- : Dirty Americans created a custom banner.
- : Following new legislation in Dirty Americans, endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass.
- : Dirty Americans's influence in Arkansas rose from "Ambassador" to "Auxiliary".
- : Dirty Americans lodged a message on the Arkansas Regional Message Board.
- : Following new legislation in Dirty Americans, hundreds of sailors ride the good ship Mike Rowe day after day.