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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 764thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,005thLargest Populations: 1,056th
The Dominion of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
If you dig it do it. If you really dig it, do it twice.
Mephisto Clark III
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Imploded
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Discordia Magna

Population34.572 billion

CapitalAbraxas
LeaderMephisto Clark III

CurrencyKredit
AnimalSquab

The Dominion of Discordia Magna is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mephisto Clark III with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cheerful population of 34.572 billion Devoted Minions have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Abraxas. Income tax is unheard of.

The large but stagnant Discordian economy, worth 590 trillion Kredits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 17,093 Kredits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Ports have ground to a halt as no boat can reach them without trespassing, postcards from Discordian driving test centres are popular souvenirs, prisoners regularly escape detention posing as scarecrows, and Eckie-Ecola has declared that their soda poop is The Real Thing. Crime is totally unknown. Discordia Magna's national animal is the Squab, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Discordia Magna is ranked 4,524th in the world and 15th in Texas for Rudest Citizens, with 149.52 Insults Per Minute.

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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 764thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,005thLargest Populations: 1,056thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,204thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,210thSmartest Citizens: 1,620thFattest Citizens: 1,646thBest Weather: 1,790thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,095thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,174thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,429thRudest Citizens: 4,524thTop
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Most Secular: 11,289thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,335thHighest Drug Use: 20,335thMost Rebellious Youth: 21,387th
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9th in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 11th in the regionRudest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost Secular: 15th in the regionNudest: 17th in the regionMost Average: 18th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Discordia Magna was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Discordia Magna was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Following new legislation in Discordia Magna, Eckie-Ecola has declared that their soda poop is The Real Thing.
  • : Following new legislation in Discordia Magna, prisoners regularly escape detention posing as scarecrows.
  • : Following new legislation in Discordia Magna, postcards from Discordian driving test centres are popular souvenirs.
  • : Following new legislation in Discordia Magna, ports have ground to a halt as no boat can reach them without trespassing.
  • : Following new legislation in Discordia Magna, water fights now end with thousands dead.
  • : Discordia Magna was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Discordia Magna was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Following new legislation in Discordia Magna, hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework.

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