by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Advertisement

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 5,252ndLargest Welfare Programs: 7,797thLargest Populations: 12,835th
The State of
Civil Rights Lovefest Brave Progressives
Peace
the Governor
Influence
Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Superb

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Distrito Capital

Population22.196 billion

CapitalCapital Heights
Leaderthe Governor

Currencybetale
Animaldeer

The State of Distrito Capital is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 22.196 billion Capitalians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government is primarily concerned with Welfare, with Education, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Law & Order and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.5%.

The very strong Distrito Capitalian economy, worth 562 trillion betales a year, is highly specialized and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 25,323 betales, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts, and women mime their gynaecological symptoms with hand-puppets. Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Distrito Capital's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Distrito Capital is ranked 69,454th in the world and 3rd in Paraguay for Most Stationary, with 676.30503938672 days.

Top
5%
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 5,252ndLargest Welfare Programs: 7,797thLargest Populations: 12,835thTop
10%
Least Corrupt Governments: 20,987th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

More...

Report