|Animal||Lady Amherst's Pheasant|
The Constitutional Monarchy of Distrotika is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its frequent executions and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 121 million Distrotikans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.0%.
The Distrotikan economy, worth 6.16 trillion Okivs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is 50,869 Okivs, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.
The state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation, the Distrotikan Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, banana distribution among collective farm workers is an important topic in public discourse, and every week is blindness awareness week. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Distrotika's national animal is the Lady Amherst's Pheasant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Distrotika was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of West Pastafaria.
- : Distrotika was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Corporis Doctrina.
- : Distrotika was endorsed by The High Court Justice of Ebonhand.
- : Distrotika was endorsed by The Republic of Jazzfrezia.
- : Distrotika was endorsed by The United Islands of Sandaoguo.
- : Distrotika was endorsed by The Project Mayhem of Cuuldere.
- : Distrotika was endorsed by The Allied States of Bergenu.
- : Distrotika was endorsed by The Kingdom of Sedunn.
- : Distrotika was endorsed by The No Pretitle of Esfalsa.
- : Distrotika was endorsed by The Nomadic Peoples of Nueva Alta California.
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