by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,343rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,562ndMost Influential: 13,664th
The Constitutional Monarchy of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Let us strive to flourish more than we strive to attain
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population121 million

AnimalLady Amherst's Pheasant

The Constitutional Monarchy of Distrotika is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its frequent executions and compulsory military service. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 121 million Distrotikans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.0%.

The Distrotikan economy, worth 6.16 trillion Okivs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is 50,869 Okivs, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

The state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation, the Distrotikan Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, banana distribution among collective farm workers is an important topic in public discourse, and every week is blindness awareness week. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Distrotika's national animal is the Lady Amherst's Pheasant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Distrotika is ranked 167,578th in the world and 6,067th in the South Pacific for Most Politically Free, scoring 23.67 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,343rdTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 11,562ndMost Influential: 13,664th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 336th in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 409th in the region

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